We won’t sit back quietly! I’m with you!
Come on in, brat pack! If you're reading this, you've officially stumbled upon the super spill on all things brat slaps–and much more! This brand new shiny blog you’re about to dive into is our online HQ and collective safe space for all things bold, bratty, and unapologetically YOU.
So grab your favorite drink (iced coffee girls where you at?) and get comfy, because we’re about to break down the pillars of what brat slaps is and truly stands for.
Spice Up Your Life With Our Sassy Stickers
Let's be real, life can be a snooze-fest. You wake up, go to work or school, scroll through the same boring social media feeds – or doom-scroll, lately, and repeat. Wouldn’t it be so fun to inject a little chaos and personality into these soul-crushingly mundane routines? It would be! Let’s do it, we’ll go first.
Whether you’re shopping with us, fighting alongside us, reading our blogs, or digesting our super adorbs content elsewhere, brat slaps offers the perfect antidote to the everyday blahs, transforming your everyday essentials into sassy little works of art.
How? 👇
That boring laptop you use for work or school? Slap on a vibrantly colorful sticker that screams eccentricity and all that is YOU.
The plain ol’ water bottle you carry around everywhere? Jazz it up with some iced coffee girlie stickers if that’s your thing, or there’s always our best-selling “water slut” slaps for the H2O guzzling babes.
That basic phone case that's practically begging for a spark of personality? Cover it in stickers that show off your love for cats, astrology, smut or true crime.
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The possibilities are as endless as we allow ourselves to be expressed. With brat slaps, you can finally convey the quirks, the charms, the oddities–of your true, unfiltered self, one outrageous sticker at a time.
Stickers That Will Survive the Apocalypse
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Here's the thing: brat slaps aren't just about aesthetics, nor breaking the record for how quickly we can make your Grandma blush (or repent) over our in-your-face themes. We're also about quality. Premium quality. Our stickers are made with the highest-quality materials, so they can withstand whatever your crazy life throws at them.
We specifically tortured ourselves (on purpose) by spending countless hours, days, even weeks in full R&D mode, for you! We harnessed our sheer love of (you), plus our dire need to outperform the competition, to find, and to be able to provide, the absolute, hands-down, five-star, most premium quality components that we possibly could. You're welcome.
We're talking baby bottom smooth, crystal clear protective laminates over the brightest of white printable vinyl sheets for the most vivid color accuracy, while using uber-saturated dye and pigment-based genuine manufacturer’s inks, topped with gorilla glue in your hair type strength adhesive backings that peel like a ripe Bali beach banana!
Whew, aand *breathe*...
Our sultry, sassy and undeniably adorable premium vinyl stickers are waterproof, scratch-resistant, fade-resistant, tear-proof, long-lasting, UV-resistant and–they’re just basically f*cking perfect and indestructible, okay? We want you to experience this for yourself, not for the sake of making money, but for the sake of our sanity as the most unabashed perfectionists you’ll ever know. Maybe also a little bit because we did NOT sit in our little pink racer chair for a week straight comparing different types of lamination techniques with 82oz of red bull in our stomachs for nothing!
Wanna see what we mean? Shop the slaps to f*ck around and find out, respectively.
Not Just Great Stickers: The Causes We Care About
Enough about stickers, though. They’re great, buy them, whatever. What *really* makes brat slaps the honest-to-God, best choice for all is this: We care. A lot. Almost too much, as a certified teddy bear with the complex sensitivity of a hairpin trigger, personally.
So much care, that we stand tall as fervent advocates of pretty much everything, everyone and every movement encompassed in the ongoing fight for our basic human rights. The good fight. We don’t have to ask ourselves if we truly stand on the right side of history, because to stand up and let your voice be heard for anything or anyone opposing the following? That, my pretty little friends, is outright hate and brainwashed corruption.
brat slaps is slowly but surely cultivating a support system and safe space for all those affected by the ignorance and hate-fueled attacks on our civil liberties. We stand strong and stand together for:
Civil Human Rights: First things first, we believe that everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect, regardless of their race, ethnicity, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or any other factor. We're not about to sit back and watch while people are discriminated against or denied their basic human rights. Nope, not gonna happen.
Liberal Feminism: We're all about empowering women and fighting for gender equality. We believe that women should have the same opportunities as men, cash the same checks as men, and we're not afraid to challenge the patriarchy and smash the glass ceiling.
Women's Rights and Reproductive Rights: We believe that women have the right to make decisions about their own bodies, without interference from the government or anyone else. We're talking access to contraception, abortion, and comprehensive reproductive healthcare. Because let's be real, a woman's body is her own damn business. Your body, my choice? F*ck that sh*t with every fiber of our beings. We’ll fight that phrase of unbelievably astonishing disrespect to who we are as human souls to the death—on some mortal kombat flawless victory killer fatality type beat.
LGBTQIA+ Allies: We stand in solidarity with our LGBTQIA+ communities and fight for their right to live authentically and without fear. We believe that love is love, love who the f*ck you want, when you want, where you want. We're not about to tolerate any discrimination or hate towards the LGBTQIA+ community either. Katana wins.
Equality and Inclusivity for All: We believe that everyone deserves a seat at the table, regardless of their background or identity. We're committed to creating a world where everyone feels safe, respected, and valued. If you don’t feel that this is a cause worth fighting for, it’s because of your privilege. Check that at the door.
Advocates for Mental Health Awareness: We're passionate about breaking the stigma surrounding mental health for women, men, and all human identities. We work to promote mental wellbeing in the spaces that need it the most. We believe that everyone deserves access to mental healthcare, and we're committed to supporting those who are struggling with mental health challenges.
Environmental Sustainability: We're not just about lookin’ and feelin’ and bein’ good; we're also about doin’ good for our poor planet. We're committed to reducing our environmental impact and promoting sustainable practices in our manufacturing methods down to the materials we select for our products. Because let's be real, we only have one planet, and we need to take care of it now more than ever.
Action: Having your voice be heard, through self-expression, or getting out there and fighting this fight, is one thing. Donating to the cause is another. brat slaps pledges to donate a portion of all our proceeds to the nonprofits (like Planned Parenthood), super soldier mega unions (like the ACLU), and many other reputable formations that seek to fight for and protect our rights, bodies, minds, and planet. This is our pledge. We will always be as transparent as possible to earn your trust.
Join The Revolution
So there you have it. These movements, friends, is what gets us fired up and ready to fight so f*cking hard for a better world with *actual* virtuous values.
And if you're with us on all the above, then wtf already? Join the brat pack army for inciting change (and holding convicted predator motherf*ckers accountable). Let's make some noise, together.
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We truly have so much in store for you all!
Also, also, also! Definitely don't forget to hit up our shop for some seriously sassy, seriously funny and super seriously meaningful best-selling themes.
Welcome to the brat pack. Let's raise some hell! 😈
The Author: Brittany J.
Brittany, the mastermind behind brat slaps and another small business, atmosphaera, is a passionate entrepreneur with a love for all things creative. When she's not dreaming up brat slaps and brat-tee's or handcrafting vibrant dopamine decor, you can find her sipping a red bull, chillin' with her exotic cat, or making plans of action to advocate for the causes she believes in. With a black sheep, rebellious spirit and a heart of pure gold, Brittany is on a mission to spread joy, spark constructive conversations, and empower others to embrace, express and fall in love with their unique, eccentric identities.
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